How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.