A hypocrite.
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because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
All of them.
A hypocrite!
Because it's a toad's tool.
Because he was a
A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
A: Maryland and Misury
Five. It's a huge problem.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
They'd form pigget lines.
Parents.
A hippocratic hypocrite.
The thot police!
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Ramen
My tax refund.
Zero. They don't exist.