I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
What do you mean?
You mean apart from my own
Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."
Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
Reply to her message within a minute
I replied, "Hello "
