What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !