What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,