What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

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What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows