What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,