What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Nirvana Jokes More Nirvana Jokes

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.