What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

Nirvana Jokes More Nirvana Jokes

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"