How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

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Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.