How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.