How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

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She over doses

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.