How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb?

Not get a job.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.