How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

What number is higher than infinity?

420