What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor