Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.