What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.