Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.