Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.