The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
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Wizz Air
Alaska
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
An octobrave. I'm sorry.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.
Throw me a frickin bone here.
A: It was all-oink-lusive.
High Seas Dead People
To the river bank!
It checks the tornado watch.
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Dropping some ill beets.
The buuttt-lerrr!
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.
These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.
