How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."