Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way