Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

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What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah