Because he left a residue at every pole.
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Residue.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
Because gingers don't have Souls.
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Russell
Leave my provolone!
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
Polish
Unplug the merry-go-round.
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Because they'll never be perfect.
Sin/Cos
The Master Baiter.
Deport him.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.