What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.