What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Tea, Rex?"

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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He liked cold cash.

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I told her that drinks were on the house

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste