Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Two test tickles
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Tanks for the memories"!