How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.