What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Henry Viii Jokes More Henry Viii Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."