Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird