Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to