Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird