Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

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What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter