Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable