Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!