Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally