Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!