What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!