Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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What is a simile?

It's like a metaphor.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.