Because they liked each other.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
He was a foyer.
