Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

Previous Random Joke Next

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."