Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Pilate Jokes More Pilate Jokes

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)