Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"