What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.