What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

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What do you call Bono's stupid brother?

Duno...

What's the difference between Bono and God?

God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.

Dublin Jokes More Dublin Jokes

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.