Lawrence of Dublin.
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Lost.
What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
Dublin down