Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.
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Camel can go days without drinking!
A hot mess.
Humphrey.
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.