What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."