Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
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Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Humphrey.
I like to be prepared.
