How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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It's a touchy subject.

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.