How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !