Dora the Exploder
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Border Patrol.
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
Dora the EXPLODER
A Christian bail.
You convert it to Islam.