Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.