Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Dora Jokes More Dora Jokes

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Exploder Jokes More Exploder Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER