Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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You're the Juan!

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.