Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

End Jokes More End Jokes

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor