Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Revenant Jokes More Revenant Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.