Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

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Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.