Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.