Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.