What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What was Ghandi?

Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"