What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Ghandi Jokes More Ghandi Jokes

What was Ghandi?

Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.