How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.