What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."