Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish