Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.