Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.