Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"