Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!