Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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Molestation.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!