Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.