What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

What a greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who drowns?

The boat.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!