What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.