What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...