What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.